PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) – Have a former lover who broke your heart and broke the law? The Sherwood Police Department has a special offer for them this Valentine’s Day.
The police department is asking anyone who has an “ex-Valentine” with outstanding warrants to turn them in.
Sherwood police posted the request on social media Tuesday, calling it a “Valentines [sic] Day Weekend Special Offer.”
The post invites anyone with an ex-significant other who has warrants out for their arrest or anyone whose ex-lover was involved in criminal activity but never caught, to turn them in.
In the post, Sherwood police wrote, “This Valentines [sic] Day Weekend Special Offer starts off with limited-edition pink bracelets, a free ride through the scenic backcountry of Washington County, to a free minimum one night stay in luxurious 5 Star accommodations. A special outfit and Valentine’s Day dinner will be provided at no additional cost!”
In an email, Sherwood police officer Paul Mattson told KOIN News the post is a joke and not something they expect to be taken seriously. However, they hope it brings some joy and laughter to some people’s day.
Anyone interested in turning someone in, whether it’s a former lover or not, can call Washington County dispatch at (503) 629-0111.